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A priest and a pilot died and now they were waiting before St. Peter to decide wether they will be permitted to enter Paradise.

First came the pilot. St. Peter opened his CV and read through it. As soon as he finished reading he smiled at the pilot and told him: "Welcome my son. You may enter Paradise. Take the silk cloak and enter the heaven's fields."

Then came the priest. St. Peter opened again his CV, read it and smiled to the priest as well telling him: "Welcome my son. You may enter Paradise. Take the cotton cloak and etner the heaven's fields."

The priest, a bit surprised asked: "But, I am a priest and the other one was a pilot. Why did he take the silk cloak whilst I take the cotton one? Was he a better christian than I have been?"

St. Peter replied: "Listen mu son. Here we judge by the result. Whenever you talked the word of God, everyone fell asleep. Whenever he flew his airplane, everyone prayed."

i just heard this and cant remember where??? its a good one...

although I dont have any idea who St. Peter (I am Muslim), very funny!

thats hilarious!!

ok heres one, i think i might of posted it b4, but cant remember.


Its title is Turner Brown...

Turner Brown
> >
> >
> > A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
> >
> > HUGE black guy standing next to him.
> > The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down, and says:
> > "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner
> > Brown."
> > The white man faints and falls to the floor.
> > The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says:
> >
> >
> >
> > "What's wrong with you?"
> >
> > In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
> >
> > The big dude says: "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give
> > you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet
> > tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles
> > weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown."
> >
> > The small guy says: "Turner Brown, Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn
> > around."

ive got a really good one, that i got in an email, but some people (people from the Middle East) might find it sort of offensive... i can post if it you guys want. or if u want it i can just send it to u as a pm. its really not that bad, but just ignorant.

Robber enters a pharmacy and yells
"Give me everything in the cash register".

"Sorry sir, we can not give anything unless you have a prescription".

lollll

here some of mine

a DC-10 lands faster then ussually

tower noted
dc-10 make a hard right at end of runway if able
if not get off on the first exit on highway 101 taka a right at the lights and return to the airport
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tower
united55
report traffic at 6 oclock 4 miles fokker

united55 respond
tower i always wanted to say this
i got the litle fokker in sight
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and so a know many

Mother held her little Daughter
fifteen Minutes under Water
not to make her any Troubles
but to see the funny Bubbles